Kevan to Chris (while explaining the operation of the Bratch Staircase Locks), "No, It can't do it like that, because that way you would end up with a lock full of empty water."

Kevan says to Denise, "I wouldn't use that toilet, its a real sh*t hole."

Kevan talking to Chris about a computer program he had written at University, "After designing that railway timetable program why didn't you sell it to BT?"

Watching a large block sliding through another substance in a physics experiment on television, Kevan said to Denise,  "No, I don't think it's ice, it's something that melts."

Kevan describing someone on the television, "It was the white haired bald guy."

Kevan to Chris, "There was a good documentary about Moscow on television last week. If you had seen it, it may have helped you with your German language lessons."

Kevan describing holiday plans, "Denise and I have decided to go to the Maldives, as it is our anniversary this year."

"Sometime these cars can have defective thermostat meters", "defective what" asks Chris, "defective thermostat meters" replies Kev. Actually meant temperature gauge.

"Don't worry our garage is parked just by the house." Kevan

Kevan - "Goldfish only have ten second brains."

Kevan - "It was horrendous but not in a horrible way"

Sam the dog had been left for the evening before being fed. "He had not been eaten." , described Kevan.

Listening to the football on the radio - Mike asks Kevan what the score was, Kevan unhappily tells him " Chelsea were 2-0 up now they are only 1-0 up"

Having a game of Scattergories, during a round with the letter K, Kevan gave Kid as an animal, followed with the explanation of the answer, "as in Billy the Kid."

Kevan at Pizza Express - "Can I have a peperoni beer." (Should be Peroni)

Kevan describing a fellow diver in the Maldives who had fast air consumption when diving, " the silly thing is he looked very comfortable in the air."

Kevan on shopping on the Internet - "The only problem is they replace the thing you want with things they haven't got".

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Peranproth beach on a busy Saturday summer afternoon. Totally packed. Chris - "This is  nice beach". "Yes" Kevan replies, "Peranproth is a lot like Watergate bay,only more quiet".

Commenting on an article in a magazine, Kevan says “ The Great White Shark is the quickest recorded oceanic traveller, going from South Africa to Austria in under a year.” (Should have been Australia)