Denise says to Kevin (whilst locking the patio doors).  "Ihate these curtains, they came from the old house.  Still they serve their purpose.  They keep the dark out."

Denise describing the distance traveled from the pub to an earlier holiday cottage to Kevin, Kevan and Chris, "This is a long walk even in the car."

Sharon to Denise at Carisbrook Castle, in the Isle of Wight, "Its started snowing." Denise replied, "Where? Outside?"

Denise explaining the operation of a video camera, "The colours are not very clear in black and white."

Denise discussing the results of a nights slumber in the Topaz Hotel, Malta, "Allayne did not get a good nights sleep last night  - Hickles kept her snoring all night."

Denise said to Kevan, while looking at a map, "Oh look, there's Newlands Corner, that must be where Newlands Corner is!"

Discussing holiday plans and the flight times involved, Denise says to Kevan, "Chris seemed to know the time of the flights, I think he has already been talking to the Estate Agent."

Denise to her assistant Denise (whose family originate from Barbados), "Have you always lived in England or did you come over here before you were born?"

Chris and Denise sitting in the Dog and Duck at Highmoor. Chris: "There are a number of Vegetarian dishes on the blackboard." Denise: "No, I like vegetables."

Denise was describing an animal sounds tape that had been given away free with a magazine, "On one side it has got lions roaring on the serendipity."

Denise on Everton football club - "Everton were very good, they scored 1-0."

Shawn points to a piano and asked Denise - "What are you going to play?", Denise replies, "How about my old man's a Londoner." (Should be Dustman)

Denise to Keri, Kate and Sara - "You know my brothers, David and Tina."

Denise commenting on flying into Male airport in the Maldives - "You're alright with a window seat as long as it is sunny and cloudy."

Asking a group if they had seen the holiday programme that had shown the boat,  "The Orionia", Denise said, "that we dived from in Eilat. They showed that man with bald hair."

Whilst watching a T.V. ad Denise said "I quite like lamb and mint sauce, but not enough to eat it!"

Kevan, Denise and Andrea (South) discussing a holiday in the Maldives. Kevan smiles and says, "It'll be me and 3 women on this holiday." "No", replies Denise, "Allanye will be with us."

In the Prince of Wales pub in Cheam discussing Chris's birthday meal, Jenny asks, "have you decided what you're eating ?"  - to which Denise replied, "Have we seen the recipe?"

Denise - "Don't read all you believe in the papers".

Playing 'Who wants to be a millionaire ?' Chris asks, "What is the nationality of the pop singer Alsou a) French, b) Dutch, c) German, d) Russian ?" Denise answers, "Japanese".

The front door bell rings and Denise say "There goes the phone".

New Years eve meal 01/02 at Dani and Mike, when a delicious starter of Calamari is served up, Jenny asks, "Is this cannelloni?" "Yes" agrees Denise, "I think it is cannelloni".